As some of you have noticed, I have locked my Twitter account. Not to worry, this isn't because of anything Stalky-related or having to do with custody. Someone who knows me offline just seems to be a little too interested in monitoring the seemliness of my online life, and as those of y'all who already follow me on the Twitter know I am NOT A LADY on there. All of the stuff that's too racy for the blog and my vilest, most spontaneous profanity born of check-engine lights and stubbed toes goes on the Twitter, and I didn't want to have to change the whole way I use the platform just because one person who I didn't even marry or give birth to thinks it's shameful and wants to make an issue of it. I also kind of like the idea of having a place (besides the facespace, which I reserve for people I either know in "real life" or have known online for ages and ages) where I can interact with Blogland without fear of Stalky or my ex's unfriendly eyeballs, so I may leave the Twitter locked pretty much indefinitely, but here is the thing: if you want to follow me on there, and have been on the Twitter for more than a week and aren't trying to sell me herbal remedies to lengthen my penis or a barely-legal Russian bride all you have to do is send a follow-request. I don't have to know you from way back or anything. There's nothing terribly scandalous that I'm saving for on there, it's just more of the same "hey look at this thing on my dog's leg, do you think it's cancer" and "Crap, I forgot to pack a lunch today" I've always put up on there (plus retweeted dick jokes; you can NEVER have enough dick jokes AMIRITE?), but over 800 people seem to like reading that and if you want to join them it's cool. Thanks, y'all.