* Yesterday, I went to message a friend of mine. In the name of necessary background I will tell you that said friend is a bisexual woman currently partnered with a man, and that she and the man have a child. I tried to send her a one-word text saying "Heeeeey!" But the iPhone decided that what I REALLY meant to say was "Breeder!" FAIL.
* Today while playing Words With Friends (I am addicted to that game, by the way, so feel free to challenge me; I'll take all comers but I usually lose...apparently the terminal degree in writing isn't even good for games!) (I'm "MFAMama" on there) I received the following warning:
Sorry, "cunt" is not an acceptable word.
You're not my mother, Words With Friends.
* Aaaaand finally, about an hour and half before quitting time I texted Hotter with "I miss you :(" Or at least I thought I did. Instead it went to the XY. FAIL, OMG, I QUIT LIFE.