- Must already be registered for BlogHer
- Must be a Facebook Fan of Energizer PowerSource
- Spread the word about the contest by tweeting . . . Enter to win a $2000 #BlogHer10 #BlogHer sponsorship courtesy of #energizer & @kailani http://bit.ly/997lLl . . . (or something similar).
- Must not already have more than one other sponsor
Those are the criteria to be an Energizer Smart ChargHER and I'm not gonna lie, I am their perfect candidate.
I am registered for Blogher and crazy events!
I am a FB fan under my real name.
I am tweeting this and will be livetweeting BlogHer10 anyway. It should be bananas!
I have no other sponsors because I'm going for the art and peer interaction and refuse to ask my readers directly for help.
I'm also a mother of three children with special needs, a wife of a bionic man with more than one donor organ, and our new puppy is on three prescriptions that cost us what I planned to spend on new prescription lenses and an eye exam for myself. My old glasses are okay, but I have new frames and just need to update the prescription since it's been...four or five years. We have food to eat and a climate-controlled roof over our heads but we've been in and out of the hospital and are on a fixed income and yadda yadda yadda, I feel bad even going but my husband insists and our family on his side have helped us out. I write monthly for Hopeful Parents, a grassroots community blog for parents of children with special needs, review books, do giveaways, and by the way I have a terminal degree in creative writing and teach at the college level when I'm not wearing a tutu and running a 5k (would go great with y'all's t-shirt, just sayin). I am even willing to register my pedigreed pitbull as the Energizer Bunny, SRSLY.
I'd like to pay my in-laws back and keep the puppy in high-dollar chow and my husband in anti-rejection drug co-pays for while I'm gone and buy some fatpants for my foodbaby weight and maybe some hypoallergenic cheap sparklies and nice Moo cards. I plan to quote my current (pre-puppy-poopocalyse) ad on the Bloggess's sight, written by Jenny Lawson herself: "It stands for Mother-Fucking Awesome!" Which is literally what my generous mother-in-law said when she saw it. I'm waiting to order in case y'all want to be on the back :) Please? Cheers! MFA Mama