Yesterday was the kind of day that makes me wish like hell that I could write freely about things that happen at work, because a) I had kind of a crap day and would very much like to vent about it, and b) the crap day was precipitated in part by my suffering the most ridiculous on-the-job injury ever, and the circumstances under which it happened are rather hilarious, but since it was not self-inflicted through klutziness and therefore involves a co-worker, I feel like that's off-limits.
So I'll just say that I had a crap day AND I got stabbed with a fork,* and leave it at that.
* Yes, stabbed, it went about 1/4 inch into my person, and yes, a FORK. Management was very responsive and we documented everything just in case I end up needing medical attention, but I think it's just a flesh wound.
Video One: It was kind of like this, but if The Black Knight had been trying to wait tables instead of guard a bridge, and with it ACTUALLY being just a flesh wound :)