Tonight, my (raging homophobe) ex-husband's voice-to-text app caused him to inadvertently text "I love you!" to my current husband. We knew what had happened as soon as Hotter got the text; this isn't the first time that app has made a fool of the XY, just the best one to date. I grabbed Hotter's phone and texted back "This is MFA Mama. I know Hotter brings out feelings in you that you don't understand, but please explore your bicurious leanings on the innernet or with someone else's husband."
And my birthday isn't until next week!