I just wrote a witty post about today, but the innernet here crapped out right as I went to publish it so here are the facts:
* The long-awaited AC appointment was today, and the guy came and spent some time in the attic breaking the AC the REST of the way, so it's 86 in the house right now, which is why I'm not asleep.
* The landlady, when I stopped by MFA Landlord's McMansion to pick up a window unit on my way home from work, tried to gaslight me into agreeing to break the lease, but unfortunately for her I was RAISED by a narcissistic sociopath and have done enough time in therapy as a result to spot that shit a mile away. I just smiled really big and was like "I appreciate that you care more for our happiness than a legally binding three-year lease, and would be okay with us just moving, but we aren't unhappy with the house, just the lack of AC and you're fixing that REALLY SOON so it's all good!"
* I did not pay the August rent today; we'd planned to give MFA Landlady the check when the AC guy finished the repair, but something told me to pick up a shift and go to work instead, taking the checkbook with me, and see if the repair WORKED before handing over the money on my way home. I'm glad I listened to my gut, because hell no, NO RENT UNTIL YOU UNFUCK THIS HOUSE, LANDLORD!
How was YOUR Monday?