The post after this one will be some sponsored content. I don't love doing that kind of thing, but I have bills to pay, so I figure those of you who matter to me won't mind, and those who'll mind probably don't matter to me. It's not going to be a regular thing, but real talk? If someone wants to pay me a hundred bucks to post something you bet your arse I'm gonna do it unless it's pr0n featuring one of the five Cs*.
* Children, critters (bestiality), clan (incest), crap, or corpses.