I didn't even get around to doing a wrap-up post on 2013 before I was done with 2014. What's that you say? Oh yes, I am DONE with 2014. So far my dog is still dead, court was an anticlimactic circlejerk, Hotter has injured himself in such a manner as to fall entirely through the cracks of Local Teaching Hospital with complications that will probably need surgical correction (!?!), my favorite hive of bees dropped dead, I've coughed up my burgeoning bodyweight in phlegm and reinjured my back, and my best offline friend up and died suddenly, about which I have nothing more than that to say because OW.
So yes, I have been lurking offline eating supermarket frosting from the tub, and that may be the best I can do for the rest of this shit-arsed year. 2014, I cast you from me. NEXT!