Mix equal parts chopped cabbage and apple (about a cup and a half of each), throw in a pouch of chunked chicken breast meat (or one large chopped chicken breast), add about a half cup of pecan halves or pieces, three tbsp. mayo, a sprinkle of celery seed and pink Himalayan salt to taste. Toss, serve, squabble over the scraps in the bowl.
SO. DAMN. GOOD.