Another Google Alert brought The Narcissist's obituary to my attention today, and apparently even in death she's a liar because it claimed she was survived by her "beloved husband of twelve years." Being an idiot, I started clicking links and fell down an innernet rabbit-hole straight to hell where her surviving family members are in deep mourning over the fall of DOMA, because marriage, blah blah, God, sacred-holy et cetera. So maybe one of them, since I know they read here, would like to explain to me why they mocked the supposed sanctity of marriage by referring to the antisemitic small-town asshole she spent the last twelve years of her life fucking for his money as her husband? Because sure, maybe she lied to you about it and you were gullible enough to believe her, but do a public records search: she died still lawfully wed to my father. She always thought he'd go first and she'd collect Social Security as his widow, and didn't want to give that up even if she'd lived in adultery with two different men since leaving him and breaking his heart. Do you feel that since she allegedly loved her co-adulterer so much, he was her true spouse under your God despite the inconvenient truth of her legal marital status? And in that case, if it's love and not legality that makes a relationship sacred, why are you so upset that DOMA is gone?
I think for the sake of my own mental health that I'll go ahead and delete that Google Alert now.