since I have nothing funny to say today...

...how about some funnies from co-workers?

   "I'm going to the BEACH next weekend! So until then my days'll all be like 'throw up, get on the elliptical, throw up, get on the elliptical, throw up, get on the elliptical, then Friday GTL!"

   And I'm not entirely certain he was joking.

   "Hey, what do I tell them if they ask about a menu substitution?" "You ask them if their dick can touch their asshole, and if they say yes then you tell them to go fuck themselves."

   He was kidding.

   As for me, I seem to have the flu or something...yesterday I was dizzy and spacy off and on at work all day, kind of like how it feels when you have low blood sugar, then I came home and suddenly BOOM! Nausea and chills. This morning I woke up still pukey and with a fever, and went to work anyway, and now I'm ALSO congested and think I might be getting an ear infection. Awesome. So I am not so much with the funny.

   How are all of YOU?

Comments

[ina]

So not good. Drink lots of fluids, blah blah. You know...

[krlr]

what ina said.
xoxo

[Jessicadennis]

I definitely recommend purloined San Pellegrino (which is much better than stolen or misappropriated San Pellegrino)