You may have noticed that there are some additional ads, and even the odd interstitial ad again. This is partly because TIMEZ IS TOUGH and partly because apparently Stalky has a renewed ladyboner for me and it's resulted in quite a bit of additional traffic (HI THERE NEW READERS! Please wipe your feet before you come in, and beware: I have pre-emptively filled the medicine cabinet with marbles). Which is fine. I write about my life publicly and anyone is welcome to read it (this might be a good place for the newbies to jump in), but I get quite the chuckle out of the idea that Stalky is now essentially tipping me on the regular (she's not the greatest tipper, but would you really expect any different?). The interstitials are set to show up no more than once per twenty-four hours, after a certain number of clicks, so regular readers clicking through from their feed readers shouldn't be affected much (Nosey Nancies rubbernecking and searching feverishly for the OMG DRAMAZ, on the other hand, will not only have marbles all around their feet but also be paying me to click the x on that annoying pop-up thingy--HAVE FUN WITH THAT, SUCKERS!).
I did, however, lock down the Twitter again. I had opened it back up so that those of you who AREN'T buttholes could keep up with us during the recent mishegas, but that seems to have settled down and if Stalky's trying to peek at my life while she rubs one out I'm not going to make it easy for her by leaving the blinds open. If you're NOT Stalky and would like to follow me on there, don't be shy. As long as your avatar isn't a tweetless egg and you don't appear to be a pr0nbot I'll probably approve you.