...and as for me, I cannot possibly afford to take a day off from work, LET ALONE see a doctor (again), but...well. It's not looking good, friends.*
* With the clarification, so as to avoid unduly alarming y'all, that I am NOT exsanguinating. Just leaking from every single hole in my head, which is doing surprisingly little to alleviate the massive sinus/ear pressure I've got going on. It's super-sexy.