* I left work today and went straight over to the zoning office to turn in the grandfathering paperwork for the MFA Flock (we had to collect statements from neighbors, etc. to include with the application and fee, so it took a little while, but the super-nice zoning guy was okay with that). We'd been biting our nails over this and hurrying everything along as best we could, and...the clerk placidly informed me that these things take ninety days to process, so check back if we haven't heard anything from them by...mid-February. SERIOUSLY?
* One of the security guards at work seems to be sweet on me. Obviously I am not interested in him at all, but it did give me a much-needed boost, since I've been pretty depressed about my body lately (I'm fat...REALLY fat...like as in if our Thanksgiving turkey perched on my shoulder I'd weigh what I did when I waddled into Labor and Delivery all three times...this is part of why I started running).
* An MFA Child (I'm not saying which) recently announced that he had both a girlfriend AND a boyfriend. INTERESTING! Obviously the MFA Children are familiar with the concept of heterosexuality, and we've covered homosexuality, but we hadn't discussed bisexuality at all (which is kind of funny when you consider that Hotter and I are both bi). So I remedied that (without "outing" either Hotter or myself, because I don't think the MFA Children need to know THAT MUCH about their parents' sex lives at this stage in the game) (and also because as I've mentioned before, in this state people have LOST THEIR KIDS over their sexual orientation, and if the XY is going to sue me for custody soon, and I think he may, I don't need his lawyer telling the judge that I'm exposing the children to unsavory concepts, and I KNOW, I KNOW, but better safe than sorry). I'm not sure if the kid was saying it just to see what our reaction would be or whether this is genuinely A Thing, but I guess time will tell.
* How are all of YOU?