Today I ended my workday with a bang by slamming the testicles of a visiting executive in the security gate of PseudoCorp's front lobby via remote (by mistake). That...about sums up my day, honestly. And you?
* Yeah, I bet when you saw the title you thought I was using that word as a figure of speech, didn't you? Not so much! That poor guy. I hope his nuts are okay, but you couldn't pay me to ask if I see him again.