...which means that Bumpus is very, very happy (because he gets to sleep in Big Child's bed).
Figure One: I swear we feed him, y'all. Last time he was at the vet the vet told us he was underweight and scolded us into buying a $50 bag of dog food, which we dutifully did and started substituting for one meal per day of the BARF diet (our dogs eat twice a day), but he didn't really gain any weight. I think it's half that he's a hound and half that he runs like the wind every chance he gets. Maybe he's part Greyhound?