You may have noticed that I no longer have Google ads on here.
It started out with me unwittingly being too sexy for Google.
See, I got this e-mail that they were suspending ad service to my blog because it contained adult content. And I was like "huh?" So I looked into it, and apparently this post set off their morality-bot because it contained a link titled "that big black cock."
Except, um, Google? I was talking about a ROOSTER. You know, a boy-chicken? And the correct term for those actually IS Cock.
Get your mind out of the gutter, Google.
So I thought this was all a misunderstanding, since OTHER people, people who aren't ME, have perverted the meaning of that perfectly good word and I changed "cock" to "rooster." But then I was looking around on the innernet for other livestock-related terms that have been perverted by, well, perverts, and discovered that www.donkeypunch.com? Has Google ads. For things like "one night stand wanted" and "meet cheating local wives."
Seriously, Google? People can solicit MARITAL INFIDELITY with Google, but I can't talk about roosters? So I changed "rooster" back to "cock" because this was blatantly unfair and I was starting to think Google was in cahoots with the patriarchy. Then they decided they had a problem with my use of the f-word. Because it's immoral for me to say that, or something. And also my use of the word "black" in conjunction with the word "cock."
So in addition to being a pervert, and stupid, and a hypocritical tool of the patriarchy, Google is a racist, and y'all, I'm just not down with that kind of hate.
You know what, Google? You don't SUSPEND me, I QUIT. This is my blog and I will talk about Australorps all I want, and if I ever DO want to talk about black mens' penises on here I'll go ahead and do that, too.
Also? Fuckitty fuck-fuck-fuck FUCK. That is more cursing than I've ever done on here including all of the times I've discussed my ex-husband, and the misdeeds of the health insurance industry, and politics, and it was ALL YOUR FAULT, GOOGLE. So you're really not even making the innernet a more moral place at all.
Me: 1/Google: 0