So last night I was minding my own business when a friend hit me up on g-chat, and after some small-talk asked me if I could keep a secret, then was all "so, you've slept with another girl before, right?" I answered honestly since the friend in question was too far away to be laying the groundwork for a husband's surprise birthday threesome or anything (that's probably much funnier if it's never happened to you), and then she revealed she'd recently had a fling with another woman.
I asked her how that was, and she replied "smells like fish, tastes like chicken: it's ALLIGATOR!"
And just like that I nearly lost my life today when my iPod threw this at me in "shuffle" mode while I was taking a swig of my drink. True story.